Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally Hot Sauce Slap Heard Around the World (5 FL.OZ. / 148 ml): After years of cow tipping, stealing dentures from my grandmother, and biding the wooden leg of my handicapped friends, I decided to move on to something more fun I spent weeks mixing the hottest ingredients known to man and have concocted the hottest sauce on earth So hot, in fact, that one taste will leave your head spinning, you knees knocking, and your mouth shouting.